ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

thatswhatsheproclaimed:

iverbz:

budu-sfw:

I can’t stop playing Destiny.

add me on PSN > Budu-Bu

WHAT WAS HIS PLAN???

I seriously cannot freakin wait to get this omg.

calciumwaves:

IT’S ALMOST MIDNIGHT AND THERE WAS A KNOCK AT MY DOOR SO I CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE DOOR THEN TWO DRUNKEN GUYS SHOUTED “SURPRISE” THEN LOOKED AT ME FOR A MOMENT AND WENT “FUCK WE’RE AT THE WRONG HOUSE” AND RAN AWAY DOWN THE STREET OH MY GOD

(via laughbitches)

littaly:

bip-bop-bam:

littaly:

skellyscoo:

paulsrockinpagoda:

thatdarnwaffleopolis:

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying “oh no” there’s a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO

(Source: sexhaver, via laughbitches)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle, via dutchster)

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

(Source: sandandglass, via baconating)

notyourplayground:

nehirose:

::muffled screaming::

DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS.

notyourplayground:

nehirose:

::muffled screaming::

DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN’T DO THIS.

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

tedthejinglebellhop:

fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson

(Source: deanprincesster, via g-iggle)

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

(Source: boypart, via spankin-n-yankin)