ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

(Source: swarnpert, via thefuuuucomics)

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

(Source: hargashouseofribs, via laughbitches)

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

disloyalorderofwaterbooffalos:

I FOUND THIS TWITTER AND THEY LITERALLY ONLY POST ABOUT BREAD

LIKE THEY SEARCH “BREAD” ON TWITTER AND JUST REPLY TO EVERYTHING

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THEY ALSO TWEET BAND MEMBERS ABOUT BREAD

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AND THEY SHUT DOWN SEXIST PIGS. USING BREAD. 

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JUST. OMG

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?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

(Source: indigesti0n, via silentandfriendly)

wise-barrel-maker:

dearness:

qunerdi:

???????

WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS

I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees

I love that the other lawyer is mad because he tried three times and failed

(via punkmonksteven)

the-entire-furry-fandom:

ww-swagabond:

meta18:

osoru:

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slowly approaching bear

the bears will be in eventually

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Bear will arrive sooner than thought.

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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

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BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR

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BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE

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WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR

(via scumlungs)

defnotyouraveragewoman:

mandeecarek:

webofgoodnews:

Animals getting help from people.

😢😢😢😢😢😢

OMG I’m literally bawling my eyes out.

I don’t know what made it worse. The piggie, the squirrel.

no, the mama cat. ughhhhg.

(via laughbitches)

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

(via laughbitches)